Mark Patterson (via bluemoon-girl)
Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into.
I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit
take me to an art museum and stroke my hair and tell me im the prettiest thing in the room
australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago
because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership
because that’s the logical fucking thing to do